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Have you ever had erotic dreams?
I wake up every morning with a very annoying hardon because of naughty dreaming.
I never remember my dreams, whether erotic or not.
When I was young, erotic dreams never stopped.
No, I fuck non-stop and I drop dead right afterwards.
Thanks for your vote
¿Do you like 'sexting'?
Never, I don't like writing naughty things on a screen, I much rather do it in person.
When horny, we are all weak at times.
I love it! In fact, I'm using specific applications for it; perfect to get horny.
I generally just ask for an #asspic or a #boobspic and I send a #dickpic though DM.
Do you consider underwear to be a good gift?
No, I think underwear is very personal.
On special occasions I have chosen to go for it, quite sexy underwear actually.
Of course, I love to buy sexy underwear as a gift, so that I can enjoy it afterwards.
I love to tear her underwear off, to then buy her a brand new sexy outfit.
Have you ever played 'truth or dare' in erotic terms?
No, I never liked mixing gambling with sex.
A few times, for the sake of enhancing the spark.
Yes, I play it regularly to warm up and stretch the love making process.
I much rather go straight to the point.
Do you prefer watching porn alone or with someone else?
It is very exciting to watch it with someone else and reproduce certain scenes.
Sex is for me and for the person I share it with, I don't let other people's bodies come into play.
I watch porn alone, although sometimes I let it play silently on the background while I have sex.
Porn? Isn’t that a sin?
Do you rather use lube?
When you say lube... do you mean artificial lube or my own saliva?
I was never keen on using anything artificial, mainly due to the ingredients.
Always, different flavours and scents, I like to experience new things every time.
I rather make her natural-lube-wet.
Would you film yourself having sex in bed?
No way, that's very private.
I'd take my tripod out and get together a stimulating script.
I much rather be the camera person documenting it, acting is not my thing.
I would quickly get horny and ready for filming.
What do you think about fucking in front of a mirror?
Dunno, not too attracted to the idea.
The feeling of fucking her hard from behind and watching her face is like no other.
I love her ass banging against me, while watching us in the reflection.
It turns me on very much that she watches herself while we are fucking.
What is the most sensitive part of your body?
Easy, between my legs.
I melt when they lick or bite my ears.
From head to toe.
Nape and neck, I lose control when being kissed or touched there.
What are you best at in terms of sex?
I have a tongue that makes them scream with pleasure.
My main tool is a jaw-dropper, literally.
I’m a good balance of everything.
My hands; they say that I’m a blessing from god when I use my fingers.
What part of her body do you want her to use to give you pleasure?
I love it when she knows how to use her mouth.
Her feet, might be a fetish but I love to be masturbated with feet.
If she is good with her hands, I’m sorted.
The whole thing, with her hands, mouth and ass.
What is absolutely required in bed when having sex?
It’s essential to have tying ropes and material to blindfold her.
Me and her, everything else doesn’t matter.
Condoms, two or more people, and some sexual toys.
Same as required on the floor, on the table or against the wall, having the desire to fuck!
Sex with or without music?
Always with music and even better with an Apricots’ Spotify list.
No music please, or I won’t concentrate.
I love sex following the rhythm of fast-paced music.
I love sex with relaxing music on the background.
Have you tried using hot and cold things in bed?
No, I don’t like using weird things during sex.
Yes, I include ice whenever I can.
I love seeing her face when dropping wax on her nipples.
I love playing with the elements.
Do you like quickies or do you prefer long fucks?
I’m indeed a quickie person.
I like fucking long and hard, without rushing.
I much rather practice loads of it, all the time.
First a quickie, then a long one, alternating.
Do you like warm-up dancing before sex?
No, I’m straight forward, I don’t like distractions.
If I can choose, I like my partner to dance for me.
If she dances, I go crazy, interrupt her and fuck her against the wall.
I love a good dance before sex, even better if it includes a striptease.
Do you use naughty language when having sex?
Yes, I tend to say loads of dirty things.
No, I’m always very respectful.
I don’t say naughty things, but I like to be insulted.
Some things, sometimes.
Are you discreet or loud in bed?
I tend to practice sex quietly.
I like squealing together.
Just the usual, I say what I want and I expect the same in return so we can both enjoy.
I like moaning; squealing when I come and having all neighbours know that I’m fucking.
What would you do if you catch your partner masturbating?
I'd join so we can have fun together.
I'd break up, only I can provide pleasure.
I'd get scared and run away.
I'd watch secretly hidden somewhere.
In the sex menu, do you like chocolate?
I love it when sex is sweetened with chocolate.
No, god, how disgusting!
What chocolate are we talking about?
Definitely! Nothing like a good cover to lick.
What do you think about infidelity?
It’s synonymous with lack of sincerity.
It’s essential to maintain a good relationship.
Is someone 100% faithful?
Why do they call it love when they mean sex?
Do you know where the G spot is located?
Of course, it never eludes me.
I usually look for it with postures like the spoon, scissors, or pop the trunk.
I love a little finger in my ass.
Where do you like to cum?
In her pussy, as it has to be.
Inside her ass.
In her face and / or mouth.
Between her tits.
Are you for or against the legalization of prostitution?
I don't care.
Legalize it or not, something has to be done asap!
Makeup or natural?
Makeup, she turns me on when she’s heavily made up.
Just a bit, that makes her prettier but don’t stain me.
Nothing, a natural face without tricks.
As she likes, I don’t care about it.
What’s the first thing you do after a good fuck?
I have a shower
I smoke a cigarette
I brush my teeth
What would be your vote if pussies asked for independence?
Yes, vaginal freedom, polyamory and call girls.
No, every pussy has its master.
I would vote blank, I don’t understand the question.
I would never vote that kind of referendum.
What is your fetish?
Both answers in addition to formicofilia, hematofilia, espectrofilia and a little bit of mecanofilia.
I don’t have any fetish.
Have you ever been caught cheating?
Yes, every single time.
No, I never leave a trace.
What are your plans for these holidays?
Go to the beach and do the voyeur.
Travel to a very licentious country.
Stay at home and watch porn, as always, but much more.
Spend time with my family and escape sometimes to go to Apricots.
Have you ever fuck on a beach?
Yes, once and I still have sand in my ass.
Yes, a lot of times, I’m such a dogger.
I masturbate a lot between the dunes, watching.
If your one-night stand leaves her/his panties in your house, what do you do?
Smell'em and give'em back.
Smell'em and sell'em online.
Smell'em, lick'em, rub'em around my face and put them on. I do a selfie and upload it to Instagram.
I give them to my mom as a gift.
Would you like to have a bigger cock?
Yes, so my partner.
Meeady pretty loaded.
It depends on how wide the vagina is.
So that it can become independent so I can quit working?
Foreplay, yes or no?
No, I do prefer to go straight to the point.
It depends on how horny I am.
Just reading “foreplay” I have cum.
Do you watch porn while wanking?
No, I have a creative mind
It depends on the day
Spying on my neighbor's window is considered porn?
Do you like sucking feet?
Yeap. It turns me on.
No way! It's disgusting.
It depends on the feet.
I'd rather prefer to have them or other thing sucked.
Does a totally naked body cause you morbid fascination or glimpse something under a neckline / skirt?
Naked, as I was brought into the world.
With something on and glimpses without being seen.
It depends on the body. In my case, I get dressed not to see myself.
It makes me sick even my grandmother, dressed or naked.
Would you like to fuck a sex doll?
Yes, but only in a threesome with a real girl.
No, but I had some fantasies with my sister’s Barbie, she looks more virginal.
No, fucking a sex doll it’s an heteropatriarchal act (till the moment the male sex dolls arrive).
Sex with or without lights on?
Better with so I can see what's going on
Better without as the light messes me up
Is the question also valid for autoeroticism?
Light, darkness, meteorites, interstellar storms and apocalypse, I do not care. The important thing is to fuck.
What part of the female body turns you on the most?
Everything above plus the legs
How old were you when you first started to jerk off?
8 years old
I have not finished with my first one yet
I only know that since then I am blind
I don't remember the first one but the last one; still on it
How many times a week should you have to consider it a good average?
More than 2 times
I would be happy if I could only fuck on my days off
If your girlfriend had a parallel life in which she’s a prostitute, would you like to know?
Yes, and it wouldn’t suppose any problem
No, it’s better not to know
It depends on how slut she is
My girlfriend swore to me she’s still virgin
If someone gives you a blowjob, do you like a finger in the ass?
Of course I do
No, and it will never happen
It depends on how horny I am
It’s better with the whole hand
Do you like masturbation?
Yeah! I love it!
Not at all. That's for perverts
Only if I have not had sex for a long time
That did not cause blindness and zits?
Would you accept money for sex?
Yes! And without hesitation
No, sex is not a commercial product
Depends on the amount of money
What really matters is to fuck regardless money
Do you fuck on the first date?
Yes, of course
No, I want to save myself for marriage
It depends on the feeling I have with the other person
To fuck... what is that?