To have a dirty mind
On many occasions, the mind often plays tricks on us. And if you have it dirty like mine, even more. I do not know if it's because of culture, genetics or simply because of vice, but I'm always thinking about sex. Rare is the time I do not get up wet. Do you think that only happens to me?
I am an erotophilic person, I have a positive attitude towards sexuality and eroticism. I have no qualms about talking about any topic, and less about sex. Since I was a young girl at home, we have talked about sex education from a positive, never negative, approach, exactly the opposite of what Louis Van Gaal said.
For a long time it has been hard for me to see the literal meaning of things, the phrases I hear every day receive them with double meaning, I understand everything backwards, with an erotic meaning. I am giving a sexual sense to expressions or actions that do not have it. Has it ever happened to you that you are among friends or friends, and when you peel or eat a banana, you've got a silly giggle because you think you're doing a blow job?
As I am very curious, during the weekend, I began to make a list with some phrases and expressions with sexual connotations.
Sharpen the pencil : Such an innocent expression can become pure poetry. You imagine that a girl tells you, when you want to sharpen your pencil, I lend you my pencil sharpener.
Wet the churro : When do you like to wet it? When I finish the party, before going to sleep. In Barcelona there are places where they offer a first class chocolate .
Open the clam : What can we say about this sexual expression? It is one of the best known.
Peel (a fruit) : This expression makes me very funny when my mother says to my father, do you want me to peel it ...? Tangerine.
Play the zambomba : It does not have to be Christmas or sing Christmas carols to "play the zambomba". The best thing is that you play it while you enjoy the rhythm.
Take to the garden : When my father told my mother, I'm going to take you to the garden, I do not know why but I always thought they were going to plant potatoes or grow turnips.
Reverse : At home I always listened to my mother tell my father, beware of going back, beware that it may have consequences. I knew that my father was a bad driver, but not so much.
Looking at Cuenca : Is there anyone who knows where Cuenca is when we are in bed?
Eat it all : My mother taught me that we always have to finish everything . And I, I never leave anything on the plate.
Run for a side : When they tell me, run away a little bit more. Wait a moment, man, I need my time.
I like more the tips (of the bread) : The tips of the bread are always hard, as I like them. But beware of biting too hard.
What a bigger package : When you see the Amazon dealer when he enters the door. What were you thinking?
I'm hot : And no, I do not mean when I have a fever.
Eat rabbit : I do not especially like the rabbit, but I do like to be eaten.
When I go to run, I warn you : How many times have I heard this expression from my father, but the funny thing is that I have never seen him with the running suit on. Could it be that he is lazy?
I love cream : cream always gives flavor to things. Personally I like it in the breasts and on the lips .
As you have seen, erotic phrases with double meaning can give a lot of juice, forgiveness, play. Thinking about sex is inevitable, we are surrounded by temptations, therefore, it is better to enjoy it than to try to avoid it.
Do not forget that you can go out running accompanied, make a stop to eat a clam or rabbit (depends on whether you like meat or seafood more), accompany it with the tip of the bread, offer to teach where Cuenca is and finish it sweetly with cream freshly assembled
Can you help me expand my list? Do not turn back, sharpen the pencil and write!
And you, what do you think?