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The definitive guide to the types of bottoms (with video clips included)

Behind the obscene: The definitive guide to the types of bottoms (with video clips included)
A sample of Apricots asses: those of Violeta, Abril and Ángela.

By popular demand, today I'm going to tell you about the different types of female asses. For some time I had in mind to write an article about asses because after posting the post about the different types of pussies , we received several messages to make an article dedicated especially to the ass, one of the most loved body parts and that puts more hot to men.

There is no one in the world who walks down the street, up the stairs of the subway, on the beach, in the pool, in a concert ... has not noticed some ass. If someone tells you that he has never looked at an ass in his life, get away quickly, he is a liar. Everyone has ever examined an ass with his eyes, especially me, I love the butts of men marked with tight jeans.

I would dare to say that there is no perfect ass but, like everything in life, for tastes, colors.

After reading several articles, studies and magazines; I have seen how the type of ass preferred by men has been changing throughout history. For example, in the 50s the most desired bodies were those of Marilyn Monroe and Liz Taylor, their figure was similar to that of an hourglass, a small waist and a curvy ass. In the 60s, the miniskirt fashion made small asses taste better than big ones. In the 70s and 80s, the athletic and curvy asses began to gain importance thanks to the fitness videos and the beautiful Jane Fonda. In the 90's there was no special predilection for any type of ass, they were all loved, it was the year of models like Elle Macpherson, Naomi Campbell or Cindy Crawford. Already entered the year 2000, thanks to singers and celebrities like Britney Spears or Beyoncé, the round asses began to take weight, and I do not say it literally.

And today, surely do not need to tell you who are the girls who have the most idealized asses of the moment ... Exactly, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj, well, and your neighbor's fifth.

As a girl who looks at her ass from time to time, and proud that I am, I want to vindicate once again that all asses are pretty, every ass has its audience. Is that so or not?

After sitting next to my brother on the balcony of my apartment and carefully watching thousands of asses from different women for a few days, I think we came to the conclusion that there are 7 different types of asses.

The 7 types and forms of asses that exist

ass folder

Ass folder

This type of ass is usually square and flat, crushed and without form. As Joaquin Reyes and Ernesto Sevilla say, we can see how there is no transition between the back and the thigh.

ass V

V shape

In these asses, the line between the pelvis and the hips is tilted inward. It seems that the buttocks are down. This type of ass is more common to see in men than in women.

ass pear

Pear shape

Also known as A-shaped buttocks, they are usually asses where the hips are wider than the waist. This would be the case of my mother's tambourine.

round ass


Perhaps the most famous type of ass, similar to that of an apple. This type of tambourine usually requires extra fabric on the back for full coverage. The clearest example of big ass we can see in Kim Kardashian.

flaccid ass


It's the typical fallen ass. It is usually seen in thin women with little muscle tone. If you do not want to have a weak bum, on the Internet you can find different toning videos.

upturned ass


This is the ass I want. I am currently working hard in the gym to be strong, round and stay in place. I would like to have a behind like Elsa Pataky or Úrsula Corberó.

normal ass


The typical pompis that we would not know how to classify, that when you see it you say, look at a normal ass. The one that does not cool you or make you hot. It is neither big, nor small, nor thick, nor thin.

If you have an ass that you do not like, nothing happens. All asses can be toned and sculpted, you just have to have a bit of perseverance and perseverance. As I already told you, I go to the gym to have a very nice cuff, I like it to have a peach shape, like the Apricots logo. I know it's an apricot but I want to have a little bit bigger so they can get it right. We girls like to get our asses really strong when they kiss us or we are in bed. Try it, if you like you will hear a brief moan accompanied by a sigh.

But I also want to emphasize that there are several factors that can influence the shape of an ass, such as genetics, daily habits, diet and age. Yes, I'm already thinking that as time goes by I'll have to work more in the gym to keep my buttocks firm.

The asses like it a lot, either to observe them or to practice anal sex . Did you know that the categories of anal sex or bouncing asses are among the most viewed within pornographic portals?

Even in the world of celebrity fashion has been established by the ass, today's celebrities are fighting to see who has the biggest, round and sexy ass, even by who has it insured for more money. And the world of music does not escape, the artists and the record companies know that asses sell, there are songs that succeed only mentioning the word ass, I will not go to judge whether they are good or bad out of respect for the singers. And we can not forget the video clips, here the war is focused on being the most watched video on Youtube, the one that has the most reproductions, and a video clip that does not look good , it sure is not successful.

And for you to leave with a good taste in your mouth and something else, then I leave you with the Top 3 video clips where the real protagonists are the asses.

Top 3 Hottest ass videos

Tujamo - Booty Bounce

Beware of watching this video clip, you can become addicted to ass and become nalgofílico, like my brother.

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

During the almost 5 minutes that the video lasts, surely you will not blink or be able to detach yourself from the screen. I'm wrong?

Jennifer Lopez - Booty ft. Iggy Azalea

The ass movements of Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea will make you so horny that when the video clip ends you will have to go empty your love with my friends .

I will finish with the statement of the professor and sexologist of the University of Bremen Ingelore Ebberfeld, author of the study The eroticism of the buttocks , "There is no man who does not notice the ass of a woman with high heels and tight skirt".

By the way, I would like to know what kind of ass is the one that makes you more horny. ;)


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