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APRICOTSWE FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE

Get on all fours and I will tell you a story

7/2/2017
Behind the obscene: Get on all fours and I will tell you a story

Yesterday I went to sleep wondering what is the meaning of life. Luckily overnight that stupid thought happened and this morning I could wake up with a much more important question: what is the position with which a man run faster? Desperate to find an answer, I asked my father, which created a situation quite uncomfortable considering he was in bed with my mother and I could swear they were not sleeping.

So I had to find someone else who could help. And it is at times like this to work for a brothel makes sense: the girls who are in Apricots certainly knew the answer. And he would see them, I thought to do some more little questions.

What are the positions that most customers ask?
It turned out that the most requested are 4: Andromache, swing, union Cow 69 and 69. Apart from that hope may know, the other names seem a devastating new synthetic drugs used in Mexican suburbs. I would have loved to find some alternative nomenclatures but realistically, how could he get better name than union of the cow? Thank you very much the Kamasutra by name these positions so as original:

  • Andromache
    ANDROMACHE him and she lay over, face to face. It is the typical posture in which he does virtually nothing and, did surprise us women? I, personally, not much.
  • Swing
    Swing: he and she lying on his back. It is the typical posture in which he continues to do practically nothing but taking a different view regarding Andromache.
  • Union Cow
    Cow Union: the puppy or 4 legs of a lifetime, you should know what I mean. I have nothing to say about the position itself, because the name fascinated me so much that all I'm thinking now is to have a daughter to call it. I can imagine "Union of the Cow, honey, what did you learn at school today?".
  • 69
    69: I mean I have to explain?
Would you all know guess what, between 4 positions, the most requested by customers? Placeh the answer.
Andromache
Swing
Union Cow
69

What are the positions with which customers run faster?
Mesdames, when you are tired and the excuse of headache has failed to deliver you from your partner willing to copulate, to know that there are two positions that will let him run faster than normal: union cow and joining the butterfly. And I have a name for my second daughter.

  • Andromache
    Cow Union , unless you suffer from alzheimer, should remember what position is this because I have just explained.
  • Union Butterfly
    Butterfly Union: to see how I explain this position ... is like Andromache but the legs are placed like a frog sprawled about to jump. In other words, is the same position that we assume women when piss outdoors. How nice, right?

Plus I revealed a trick that further accelerates the process: whisper his name in his ear. I do not know why but I have a feeling that a finger in the ass could be even more effective.

Among the latter two positions , what would you say is the most effective way for a man run?
Union Cow
Union Butterfly

What are the positions more like them?
Much talk about the tastes of customers but they, sex workers, what do you prefer? There are 4 positions that are cool them particularly:

  • Union Cow
    Cow Union: Come on , it likes all quisqui. The big news is that in this position they enjoy even more when they pull the hair (60%) or give them in the ass cheeks (40%). I, with a run in the face, I'm content.
  • The spoon
    Spoon: the two lying side, giving her back and giving him something else behind.
  • Andromache
    ANDROMACHE in case you've forgotten, this is the position in which he is lying and she is on top, face to face, doing everything. As usual.
  • Missionary
    Missionary: Andromache just the opposite, that is, her lying and working it up, finally.
Of these four positions, which is what they like?
Union Cow
The spoon
Andromache
Missionary

What are the positions they dislike them?
Not many, quiet. There are only 3 are not convinced that much:

  • Union Cow
    Cow Union: yes, again the cow. The fact that this position is that they like and be among the least, makes me think that when we say that women are too complicated to understand, then, is true.
  • Andromache
    ANDROMACHE this position is also among the most like. I can no longer tell whether women are complicated to understand or bipolar.
  • Missionary
    Missionary: another repetition more. So I have it clear, we are bipolar.
One of these postures like less than the other two. Which?
Union Cow
Andromache
Missionary
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9 comments
De conya!!!
Vadim
28/2/2019
la mayoria de las veces se tiene uno que adaptar a las posiciones que la dama prefiera mas cuando en la busqueda del coito perfecto se pueden comunicar las sensaciones de cada quien es mejor aun asi la pongas como la pongas si ella no siente satisfaccion no tiene valides , Cuando logrs un Buen Squirt es cuando te das cuenta de que has hecho un buen trabajo en dar placer a alguien
Zax Dj
26/3/2018
Todas .. pero el.misionero y mmm todas es placer que disfruta la chica y ella decide que hacer en ese momento si las hace todas mejor .... Saludos
Pedaso
18/3/2018
Excelente blog!!
Aniux pibolar
18/3/2018
Como siempre, el mejor blog que leo. Me encanta como redacta esta mujer, me enamora! Sobre el blog, me gusta Andrómaca y el columpio, pues puedes apreciar la belleza de la mujer en todo momento y tienes las manos libres para poder jugar más. Pero la que me corro más rapido no sale en el blog.
Josep
12/3/2018
a mi me gustan todas . encima , abajo ,de cucharita, en cuatro, de ranita, mariposita, encima del escritorio sentada de frente abrazando con mis piernas y besando a mi hombre, o sobre la mesa pero empinada y el atrás, en x con las piernas entrelazadas el de un lado yo del otro, sentada en cunclillas y dando la espalda con mis pies metidos entre sus piernas de el el sentado recargado en algo sólido y con sus manos libres para acariciarme o jalarme hacia abajo para penetrar con fuerza. como sentadillas. hay muchas tan lindas .
Ana Cristina Magallón Orizaba
28/2/2018
Si la escritora de esa historia es la recepcionista de Apricots, me gustaría salir al restaurante con ella. Pueda ser que salgo allí con ambulancia, cuando mi pollo se queda bloqueado en mi garganta... Ya sabéis que reír y comer simultáneamente pueda ser peligroso, pero vivir es tomar riesgos. Si, por falta de aire, moraría en la ambulancia, será la culpa de dicha recepcionista, pero al menos iría presentarme al Santo Pedro con una sonrisa extraterrestre... Acabo de despertar unos de mis vecinos aquí en Rotterdam, con risos de carcajadas. Eso es también la culpa de la recepcionista de Apricots, que me hace disfrutar la lectura de un texto difícil en castellano, que no es mi idioma maternal. En breve: me gusta su sentido de humor, ¡muy irónico! :-) :-D PS: La última vez que una dama me hizo jadear entre risos, pollo perdido y falta de respiro, me quedé con ella para 2 años... ¡Me refiero al pollo en la comida y no el pollo de que esta soñando la recepcionista! ;-P
Eric
22/5/2017
Os hablo desde mi experiencia como gigoló. Todas tienen sus ventajas, la Andrómaca como hombre me hace disfrutar en extremo y me permite una concentración total, mientras que mi compañera puede marcar el ritmo a su total placer; El columpio, si a ella le gusta el sentir mis manos acariciando su espalda recorriéndola con la yema de mis dedos, incluso suavemente con las uñas, o que le vaya acariciando suavemente los pezones al ritmo del placer, es excelente para ello, (ah y un consejo si tenéis la habilidad de separar vuestras piernas, abriéndoselas a ella conseguiréis darle más placer aún); La unión de la vaca, es una postura cómoda para ambos e idónea para el sexo rápido; La cuchara, es una postura perfecta para amantes o parejas estables ya que en si, permite infinidad de caricias, y exige largos preliminares; En la mariposa es ella quien lleva la voz cantante, hay que concentrarse y para dar placer hacer coincidir la culminación en el momento exacto, justo un instante después de la de ella, permite acariciar los senos, recorrer con los dedos su cintura, e incluso su sexo con nuestras manos ; la más clásica: el misionero, requiere del hombre una capacidad grande de control y el estar muy pendiente de la pareja, a fin de equilibrar el placer al ritmo de ambos. y por último he dejado la cumbre del placer sensual: el 69
Carlos
9/2/2017
Bo!!! M'ha encantat!!!
Vadim
7/2/2017

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