7 tips to fuck at music festivals
It has been slow but it seems that the "caloret" of summer has arrived. I hope this time it stays and for a long time. For me, summer is synonymous with the beach, music festivals, good meals but, above all, sex. Yes, you read correctly, sex. It seems that summer renews us the urge to fuck, they say that it is because of the production of oxytocin, the hormone of pleasure, but I think it is due to being able to practice outdoor sex without catching a cold . I'm a big fan of fucking outdoors, and one of the places I've most enjoyed has been, without a doubt, at music festivals.
I am sure that many of you like to go to summer festivals, either because of their musical genre, or because of their activities and, let's not deceive ourselves, to see if we catch something that in music festivals is caught, and much ! Who has not fucked or been seduced at a festival? Although it may not seem like it, sex at music festivals is normal.
How do I know that you want to practice ñigui-ñigui surrounded by good atmosphere, I have prepared 7 tips for you to have good sex in music festivals in a safe and successful way. And as an extra gift, I have compiled the most recognized festivals in Barcelona and around so you can know when and where to fuck as god sends;)
✅ Condoms are essential
Safe sex is a must, not an option. You must prevent STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases). I do not need to tell you that if you do not have condoms you will not fuck, you will have to ask the festival attendees for condoms to see if you find a charitable soul that offers you one, because there will be no pharmacies nearby. I just had a business, a chiringuito to sell condoms at festivals, I'm sure I'll get better.
✅ Hygiene is essential
Leave home arranged, showered and shaved. It depends on the moment you can be very sweaty, sticky and smell "tiger". If there are no showers nearby, it is best to carry a load of wet wipes in the backpack. Better to smell aloe vera than fishy. It depends on the festival, the front row fans are thrown water with powerful hoses, so you know, from time to time, if you can step on the front row.
✅ Do not get caught with your hands in the dough
Do not do it in the middle of the track, better look for a corner where you can go unnoticed and that the security people do not see you but, maybe they invite you to leave the festival. Sometimes, the morbid excites us more than reality but we know that the exciting and adventure is your thing. The bathrooms are usually not very clean, and also they are very crowded and with a lot of tail, come on, that would not be the best place. I share my trick, take advantage of the moment of the headliner or a popular band, that's the perfect opportunity to sneak out and find the best places to fuck inside the festival since everyone will enjoy the concert.
✅ Beware of "beer glasses"
A friend always advises me not to look at the boys through the "beer glasses", that is, when the alcohol sends. You will not deny that you have ever woken up with someone next door that is very different from how you remembered the night before. So that this does not happen to you, drink, but in moderation, and if you have doubts about the person that attracts you, ask your friends before talking to her.
✅ Tell your friends
Not to show off, simply for safety. If you are going to fuck in a secluded place, for example, in the tent or in the car, tell your friends where you are going and with whom, more than anything for safety. You never know who you can be with and what can happen.
✅ Carry a towel or picnic blanket in your backpack
Bringing a backpack inside a festival is a must. You can take the whole kit for your sexual survival: condoms, deodorant (if you let it go), wet wipes, a blanket and even a sex toy. The blanket can be very useful, you never know what the terrain will be like, but what I can assure you is that it will not be very comfortable, you can find little stones, weeds that stick, make an orgy with bugs or who knows what. To which now you see with good eyes to take a blanket?
✅ If you do not get chubby, quiet
Sometimes it happens, you have not been able to fuck either because of the alcohol or because you have not had "luck" to find your festive average, or simply because it was not what you went to. But do not worry, I know a place where you fuck on the first date. I remind you that at any time my friends are in Apricots where, if you feel like it, you can fuck with background music, set up your own festival or even with friends and end with a happy ending and apotheosis.
These are the best music festivals to enjoy, get horny and fuck in Barcelona:
Festival Life (from June 28 to July 1)
Canet Rock (July 7)
Cruïlla Barcelona (July 13 and 14)
BBF Barcelona Beach Festival (July 14)
Unite with Tomorrowland (July 28)
DGTL Festival (August 10 and 11)
Rock Fest BCN (from June 5 to 7)
Barna 'n' Roll (July 14)
Ripollet Rock (August 24)
As you have seen, this summer there is a great diversity of music festivals in Barcelona and some of them are played on the beach, here I leave it.
Music and sex have been intrinsically in our culture and both are two powerful forces that unite people. The combination of alcohol, music and good weather will make you very horny. Or am I wrong?
This summer you have no excuse to fuck to the rhythm of your favorite artists. If you attend a music festival, enjoy and absorb the atmosphere of the festival, but above all, live the moment. I hope that the experience of attending a festival leaves you with a good taste in your mouth.
Have you ever had sex at a music festival? In which? Which do you think is the best to practice sex?
What do you think about it?