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APRICOTSWE FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE

How to cheat and go with whores without being discovered (1)

5/12/2017
Behind the obscene: How to cheat and go with whores without being discovered (1)

Out of sight, out of mind. What a beautiful and profound phrase. If my father already said it, it is not because of cowardice or selfishness, sometimes it is better not to tell the whole truth so that the other person does not suffer, it's that simple. In the end, I know that my father loves my mother very much and shows it every day, but sometimes over the years, routine or boredom causes a person not to find what he wants or needs at home and has to Go out and look for it.

In the short time I have been on Apricots and, after talking with some of the girls and clients, I have been able to draw my own conclusions. As a result of what I have learned, I have wanted to prepare a guide to help unfaithful men or those who want to be and do not dare. Now you will have no excuse to come and see us and have a fun and unforgettable time!

I often fantasize about unfaithful men, they put me so much ... I do not know if it's because of their discretion, not wanting to compromise, because they go to the point or because of their smell of married and the morbid to be discovered but, I would spend the day fucking with them.

Well, I focus again because my mind is just thinking about exciting things and I would have to get up from the computer to go make a little finger or look for an unfaithful man who could relax me.

With the advice of this guide you will be the "best infidel" in the world, worth the redundancy. I will write them with only one condition, that you put them into practice and tell me your experience at the end of this article. And if you dare, I invite you to practice them to be able to come to Apricots, to know that I will be waiting for you, step list.

Manual to be the perfect infidel and not to be discovered

Do not say the same excuse in a long time

If you usually frequent a house of escorts, or, you are deceiving your partner, do not tell him the same excuse, again and again. In the end you may suspect that women have a sixth sense, an expert in infidelity tells you.

Organize a sports activity a week

For the sake of your health you have to practice sports, regardless of the place. Think that after taking a powder you will have to shower, as if you had gone to the gym or played a game of paddle. Your wife would suspect if you came home showered after having gone to buy the bread, well, you could always tell her that you have fallen into the flour sack and the clerk has lent you her shower.

Control all the lies

If you are a compulsive liar, caretaker, sometimes you can escape some little credible lie. Better small truths than fat lies. The typical excuse of going out to buy tobacco and arriving home late 3 hours, freshly showered and super relaxed no longer sneaks, unless you say you have smoked the entire package.

Disable Whatsapp, or better yet, turn off the phone

New technologies can play tricks on us, did you know that now they can follow your steps in real time through WhatsApp? You are right. The other day I followed my father, yes, my father has WhatsApp and I caught him entering the Apricots venue next to the Camp Nou . The guy knows where the good is!

Be natural

Naturally, above all, do not behave strangely. If you never give flowers to your partner, that day do not come with a bouquet of flowers because he will know what happens. Act like you would every day.

Avoid signals in your body

One of the most important tips of this guide for infidels, do not come home with carmine, hickeys, scratches, etc. Remember that your partner can see you naked, here is not useful to leave you mark in places not visible. Better leave a mark on the inside. Oh how nice it has come! Remember that in Apricots we do not leave a mark, discretion is our maxim.

Use the incognito page when you browse the Internet

Did not you know that you can surf the Internet anonymously? Yes, now you can see the Apricots page and make your reservation with the girl you want without leaving a trace on your computer. You like it, right? Since I showed it to my father, I can no longer control what porn pages, sorry, adult pages look.

Always pay cash

If you have a joint account with your partner, do not think of paying with a card, never of the never. Always keep a corner in cash, so you can never be tracked and you can pay in a discreet way.

Dúchate always, well, whenever you can

Beware of perfume scents! We have already warned you before, if you come from the perfect gym, but if you come to take some canes with some friends, do not come with the smell of cologne or smell of newly showered. I have been told that there are neutral soaps, that leave no trace, just like us.

Beware of alcohol

What was the proverb like? I think it was something like drunkards telling the truth. Well, be very careful when you have a few drinks to see if you are going to tell your partner if you want to target your private outings. Can you imagine that he wants to accompany you? What a fantasy, right?

I'm working on a list of the most curious excuses, the most used and the ones that work best so that you can take advantage of it. But this will be in the next installment!


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